If Only I Were a Dog Named Maddie

Today's picture comes from a giant dog statue in Simi Valley, California where I was knocking door to door selling pest control this last week.

The inquisitive mind might start to ask:  "WTF? John D. is a talented artistic guy that just graduated with a degree from BYU and doesn't need to do the same kind of work that high school drop outs are just as qualified to do".... and that's what I thought too.  Until I learned about the kind of money they make.

Basically, because I do not have a successful project such as maddieonthings.com (which is almost the SAME thing that I do, but with a dog, and generates TONS of cash for the writer) and because our latest shipment of 1,400 watches from China for my website kno-name.com got held up in customs tying up all our hard earned cash....
I now have to worry about how to make money.

So here I am, begging people to let me rid their home of insects instead of creating beautiful and interesting things.  FML.

jk, I still drive a Mercedes-Benz, my life isn't that bad ;)